Low-rise Jeans

Why is this the only thing they sell for women?

I am so tired of seeing butt-cracks and fat rolls over jeans that aren't really fat rolls, but sexy women's hips made to look like fat rolls by designers who think women shouldn't have curves.

I thought this fad would last a year maybe - but the women of America have made it a long lasting one with such staggering results as to prevent me from ever covering my ass again when I sit down.

I hate fashion designers.